Monday, June 29, 2009

Closing

As the Lionistic year comes to an end,We will also be closing blog.
Thanks for your support.
All the best.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Hope


Kill your ego !

There was once a scientist. After a lot of practice & efforts, he developed a formula & learned the art of reproducing himself. He did it so perfectly that it was impossible to tell the reproduction from the original.

One day while doing his research, he realized that the Angel of Death was searching for him. In order to remain alive he reproduced a dozen copies of himself. The reproduction was so similar that all of them looked exactly like him.

Now when this Angel of Death came down, he was at a loss to know which of the thirteen before him was the original scientist, & confused, he left them all alone & returned back to heaven.

But, not for long, for being an expert in human nature, the Angel came up with a clever idea. He said to the scientist addressing all thirteen of them, "Sir, you must be a genius to have succeeded in making such perfect reproduction formula of yourself. However, I have discovered a flaw in your work, just one tiny little flaw."

The scientist immediately jumped out & shouted,

"Impossible! where is the flaw?"

"Right here" said the Angel, as he picked up the scientist from among the reproductions & carried him off.

The whole purpose of the scientist & his formula of reproduction failed as he could not control his pride, so he lost his life.

So when man's Knowledge & Skills takes him to the top of the ladder & makes him successful, however the three letter word "EGO" can pull him down to earth immediately at its double speed.

So don't allow Ego to kill yourself,

Instead; KILL YOUR EGO..!!!

Positive Vs Negative

Positive thinker Vs. Negative thinker


Positive: Think about a solution
Negative: Think about the problem

Positive: Endless Ideas
Negative: Endless Excuses



Positive: Helps Others
Negative: Helped by Others

Positive : Sees a Solution for each problem
Negative: Sees a Problem to each Solution



Positive: Solution Hard but possible
Negative: Solution Possible but Hard

Positive: Achievement is an accountability
Negative: Achievement is a Promise



Positive: Has Dreams He Needs to Fulfill
Negative: Has Disillusions He Needs to Get Rid of


Positive: Treat others as you want to be treated
Negative: Fool others before they fool you



Positive: Sees Gain in Work
Negative: Sees Pain in Work



Positive: Sees the Possible in the Future
Negative: Sees the Impossible in the Future



Positive: Selects what to Say
Negative: Says what he Selects




Positive: Strong Discussion with Soft LanguageNegative: Soft Discussion with Strong Language



Positive: Holds on Values and Forgoes Casual Issues
Negative: Holds on Casual Issues and Forgoes Values



Positive: Makes Events
Negative: Made by Events

Saturday, June 13, 2009

TEST FOR DEMENTIA

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly.

You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Let's find out just how clever you really are.



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First Question:



You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person. What position are you in?






















Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!









To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.




Second Question:


If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?






















Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.

Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you?






Very tricky maths!

Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.

Try it.





Third Question:


Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20.
Now add another 1000. now add 10. What is the total?





















Answer: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!





Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?






Fourth Question:


Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.

What is the name of the fifth daughter?
1) Nana
2) Nene
3) Nini
4) Nono
5) __________




















Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!






Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this one!!!!!
Bonus Question:
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?





















Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so simple.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

45 Life Lessons

Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland,

> Ohio
>
>
> "To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught
me. It is the most-requested column I've ever written.
>
> My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once
more:
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> 1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
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> 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
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> 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone...
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> 4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your
friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
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> 5. Pay off your credit cards every month.
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> 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
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> 7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.
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> 8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
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> 9. Save for retirement starting with your first pay cheque.
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> 10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
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> 11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
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> 12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.
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> 13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what
their journey is all about.
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> 14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
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> 15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't
worry; God never blinks.
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> 16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
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> 17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
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> 18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
>
> 19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second
one is up to you and no one else.
>
> 20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take
no for an answer.
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> 21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy
lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion,
> today is special.
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> 22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.
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> 23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
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> 24. The most important sex organ is the brain.
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> 25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
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> 26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five
years, will this matter?'
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> 27. Always cho ose life.
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> 28. Forgive everyone everything.
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> 29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
>
> 30. Time heals almost everything. Give time.
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> 31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
>
> 32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
>
> 33. Believe in miracles.
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> 34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything
you did or didn't do.
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> 35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
>
> 36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.
>
> 37. Your children get only one childhood.
>
> 38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
>
> 39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
>
> 40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone
else's, we'd grab ours back.
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> 41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
>
> 42. The best is yet to come.
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> 43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
>
> 44. Yield.
>
> 45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift."
>

Friday, June 5, 2009

Mischief

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are alwaysgetting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even
sterner tone, "Where is God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher
raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We
are in BIG trouble this time.



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GOD is missing, and they think we did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A beautiful mail

I received a beautiful email and felt compelled to share it with you. Hope you will like this.
Money has no memory. Experience has. You will never know what the total cost of your education was, but for a lifetime you will recall and relive the memories of schools and colleges. Few years from now, you will forget the amount you paid to settle the hospitalization bill, but will ever cherish having saved your mother's life or the life you get to live with the just born. You won't remember the cost of your honeymoon, but to the last breath remember the experiences of the bliss of togetherness. Money has no memory. Experience has.
Good times and bad times, times of prosperity and times of poverty, times when the future looked so secure and times when you didn't know from where the tomorrow will come... life has been in one way or the other a roller-coaster ride for everyone. Beyond all that abundance and beyond all that deprivation, what remains is the memory of experiences. Sometimes the wallet was full... sometimes even the pocket was empty. There was enough and you still had reasons to frown. There wasn't enough and you still had reasons to smile. Today, you can look back with tears of gratitude for all the times you had laughed together, and also look back with a smile at all the times you cried alone. All in all, life filled you with experiences to create a history of your own self, and you alone can remember them all.
The first time you balanced yourself on your cycle without support... The first time she said 'yes' and it was two years since you proposed... The first cry... the first steps... the first word... the first kiss... all of your child... The first gift you bought for your parents and the first gift your daughter gave you... The first award... the first public appreciation... the first stage performance... And the list is endless... Experiences, with timeless memory... No denying that anything that's material cost money, but the fact remains the cost of the experience will be forgotten, but the experience never.
So, what if it's economic recession? Let it be, but let there not be a recession to the quality of your life. You can still take your parents, if not on a pilgrimage, at least to the local temple. You can still play with your children, if not on an international holiday, at least in the local park. It doesn't cost money to lie down or to take a loved one onto your lap. Nice time to train the employees, create leadership availability and be ready for the wonderful times when they arrive. Hey! Aspects like your health, knowledge development and spiritual growth are not economy dependent. Time will pass... economy will revive... currency will soon be in current... and in all this; I don't want you to look back and realize you did nothing but stayed in gloom. Recession can make you lose out on money. Let it not make you lose out on experiences... If you are not happy with what you have, no matter how much more you have, you will still not be happy.Make a statement with the way you live your life: How I feel has nothing to do with how much I have...
Contributed by: Mr.Vaishal Thakore

Monday, June 1, 2009

Flinging shoes can boomerang

Nizam's Footwear and Pandit Madan Mohan MalaviyaMadan Mohan Malaviya was a freedom fighter, author, editor &publisher of newspapers, educationist, staunch Hindu. He is creditedwith popularising the slogan " Satymeva Jayate ". He was the first oneto establish a private university in India which based on the modelof historical Nalanda, Takasheela Vidya Peethams.When Malaviya was trying to build a good university, he had toovercome many difficulties and barriers. He worked with determinationto start the university. There was a funds crisis; but he did not getdisheartened. He went from town to town, met many rich people andtraders to collect donations.He went to the Nizam of Hyderabad (then reputedly the richest man inthe world) to request him for funds. The Nizam was furious, " Howdare you come to me for funds and that too for a Hindu University ? "He roared with anger, took off his footwear and flung it atMalaviya.Malaviya picked up the footwear and left silently. He went directlyto the market place and began to auction the footwear. As it wasNizam's footwear, many came forward to buy it. The bids kept goingup.When Nizam heard of this, he became uneasy. He thought it would be aninsult if his footwear were to be bought by someone for a pittance. Sohe sent one of his attendants with the instruction, 'Buy thatfootwear no matter whatever the price be!'Thus, Malaviya managed to sell the Nizam's own footwear back to him,for a huge amount.He used that money to build the Banaras Hindu University .Moral of the story : It does not matter what you have, but how youmake use of what you have, in your life.