Closing

As the Lionistic year comes to an end,We will also be closing blog.
Thanks for your support.
All the best.

Hope

Kill your ego !

There was once a scientist. After a lot of practice & efforts, he developed a formula & learned the art of reproducing himself. He did it so perfectly that it was impossible to tell the reproduction from the original.

One day while doing his research, he realized that the Angel of Death was searching for him. In order to remain alive he reproduced a dozen copies of himself. The reproduction was so similar that all of them looked exactly like him.

Now when this Angel of Death came down, he was at a loss to know which of the thirteen before him was the original scientist, & confused, he left them all alone & returned back to heaven.

But, not for long, for being an expert in human nature, the Angel came up with a clever idea. He said to the scientist addressing all thirteen of them, "Sir, you must be a genius to have succeeded in making such perfect reproduction formula of yourself. However, I have discovered a flaw in your work, just one tiny little flaw."

The scientist immediately jumped out & shouted,

"Impossible! where is the flaw?"

"Right here" said the Angel, as he picked up the scientist from among the reproductions & carried him off.

The whole purpose of the scientist & his formula of reproduction failed as he could not control his pride, so he lost his life.

So when man's Knowledge & Skills takes him to the top of the ladder & makes him successful, however the three letter word "EGO" can pull him down to earth immediately at its double speed.

So don't allow Ego to kill yourself,

Instead; KILL YOUR EGO..!!!

Positive Vs Negative

Positive thinker Vs. Negative thinker


Positive: Think about a solution
Negative: Think about the problem

Positive: Endless Ideas
Negative: Endless Excuses



Positive: Helps Others
Negative: Helped by Others

Positive : Sees a Solution for each problem
Negative: Sees a Problem to each Solution



Positive: Solution Hard but possible
Negative: Solution Possible but Hard

Positive: Achievement is an accountability
Negative: Achievement is a Promise



Positive: Has Dreams He Needs to Fulfill
Negative: Has Disillusions He Needs to Get Rid of


Positive: Treat others as you want to be treated
Negative: Fool others before they fool you



Positive: Sees Gain in Work
Negative: Sees Pain in Work



Positive: Sees the Possible in the Future
Negative: Sees the Impossible in the Future



Positive: Selects what to Say
Negative: Says what he Selects




Positive: Strong Discussion with Soft LanguageNegative: Soft Discussion with Strong Language



Positive: Holds on Values and Forgoes Casual Issues
Negative: Holds on Casual Issues and Forgoes Values



Positive: Makes Events
Negative: Made by Events

TEST FOR DEMENTIA

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly.

You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Let's find out just how clever you really are.



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First Question:



You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person. What position are you in?






















Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!









To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.




Second Question:


If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?






















Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.

Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you?






Very tricky maths!

Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.

Try it.





Third Question:


Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20.
Now add another 1000. now add 10. What is the total?





















Answer: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!





Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?






Fourth Question:


Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.

What is the name of the fifth daughter?
1) Nana
2) Nene
3) Nini
4) Nono
5) __________




















Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!






Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this one!!!!!
Bonus Question:
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?





















Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so simple.

45 Life Lessons

Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland,

> Ohio
>
>
> "To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught
me. It is the most-requested column I've ever written.
>
> My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once
more:
>
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> 1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
>
> 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
>
> 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone...
>
> 4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your
friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
>
> 5. Pay off your credit cards every month.
>
> 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
>
> 7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.
>
> 8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
>
> 9. Save for retirement starting with your first pay cheque.
>
> 10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
>
> 11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
>
> 12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.
>
> 13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what
their journey is all about.
>
> 14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
>
> 15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't
worry; God never blinks.
>
> 16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
>
> 17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
>
> 18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
>
> 19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second
one is up to you and no one else.
>
> 20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take
no for an answer.
>
> 21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy
lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion,
> today is special.
>
> 22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.
>
> 23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
>
> 24. The most important sex organ is the brain.
>
> 25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
>
> 26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five
years, will this matter?'
>
> 27. Always cho ose life.
>
> 28. Forgive everyone everything.
>
> 29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
>
> 30. Time heals almost everything. Give time.
>
> 31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
>
> 32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
>
> 33. Believe in miracles.
>
> 34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything
you did or didn't do.
>
> 35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
>
> 36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.
>
> 37. Your children get only one childhood.
>
> 38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
>
> 39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
>
> 40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone
else's, we'd grab ours back.
>
> 41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
>
> 42. The best is yet to come.
>
> 43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
>
> 44. Yield.
>
> 45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift."
>

Mischief

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are alwaysgetting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even
sterner tone, "Where is God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher
raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We
are in BIG trouble this time.



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GOD is missing, and they think we did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!